Fruit Salad Remains Untouched at BBQ

PLANO, TX – Guests at “Burgers by Burglars”, a community service event where local felons serve hamburgers to young children and their families, reported that while the patties, mustard, pop, and other food went pretty quickly, the fruit salad bowl was still pretty much full.

There was a second where it looked like someone was about to take some, but it turned out they were just digging through the cantaloupe and honeydew in search of grapes but they all seemed to be squashed.

Eventgoers also reported that some asshole kid grabbed a tomato right after picking their nose.