Opium Poppy Sad Its Tears Are Illegal

Opium poppy seeping opium sap
"OPIUM POPPY" (CC BY 2.0) by beggs

GOSTAN VALLEY, AF – Earlier this week, Polly the Opium Poppy was crying sappy tears about how she couldn’t immigrate to America because the opium in her tears are a controlled substance.

“I can’t help it that my tears are filled with opium” Polly said with a somber demeanor right before a local farmer decapitated her for harvest.