SILVERLAKE, CA – Alex Clapper, upon returning from his life-changing vacation to Bali, has written an awe-inspiring post on his Facebook wall about focusing on the important things in life. Here is an excerpt of his magnum opus:
How do you want to spend the finite time you have on this planet? In front of a piece of glass? That isn’t real life. You’re alive people! You can have MORE than this! You are the universe! It’s time to WAKE UP and raise the collective consciousness! Love is the only thing that matters! Remove ANYTHING that distracts you from that simple fact. Phone? You can’t eat your phone. People would rather have a piece of metal and glass than real wealth. Toss it in the garbage. Give your laptop to the nearest homeless man. The digital age is making us all zombies. Tech companies are hacking your brain and you don’t even realize it.
Clapper received many heart reactions and praise hands emojis for the post.