TOLEDO, OH – Yesterday, 17-year-old Ethan Wright purchased 0.002 BTC on Coinbase with his debit card. “I’m predicting it’ll moon” commented Wright. “I might buy a little Ethereum with my Bitcoin as well, then throw […]
OMAHA, NE – In an unexpected and unfortunate turn of events, the veterinarians from Greenwood Vet Clinic were confronted with a very ill patient at their annual BBQ. Lead Veterinarian Sally Canole commented, saying “right after […]
SILVERLAKE, CA – Alex Clapper, upon returning from his life-changing vacation to Bali, has written an awe-inspiring post on his Facebook wall about focusing on the important things in life. Here is an excerpt of […]
NORTH CAROLINA – The 24-hour breakfast food chain Waffle House has decided not to close its doors during the latest nuclear war between Russia and the United States. Nuclear war generally walks the line between yellow […]
MEMPHIS, TN – During Dr. Jennifer Fisher’s lecture on mitochondria, student Candace Anderson decided she needed to find a writing instrument. So right in the middle of the presentation, she decided to thoroughly search every […]
BURLINGTON, VT – On a trip to check out The Maple Syrup Cookbook, Vermontian Mariah Bennington was struck with disbelief when she saw her Senator on the library computer, grazing over a list of the […]
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