CUPERTINO, CA – The controversial decision to remove everything useful on the 2016 Macbook Pro forward is likely to continue with the 2021 update. Leaked documents by an Apple insider appear to show that the […]
BRUSSELS, BE – New findings out of Katholieke Universiteit Leuven suggest that Brussels Sprouts continue to be Brussels Sprouts. Head researcher Russell B. Proust commented on the study’s methodology. “Participants were blindfolded, handed various edible […]
CAMBRIDGE, MA – Researchers at Harvard University have concluded that the toy included in a McDonald’s Happy Meal is the most nutritionally dense part of the meal. Christopher Tracy, one of the study conductors, gives […]
OAHU, HI – After attempting to open his Capri Sun juice pouch with the appended straw for 20 minutes until it bent and broke, Billy Bartle resorted to using an industrial grade demolition jackhammer to […]
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