TOLEDO, OH – Yesterday, 17-year-old Ethan Wright purchased 0.002 BTC on Coinbase with his debit card. “I’m predicting it’ll moon” commented Wright. “I might buy a little Ethereum with my Bitcoin as well, then throw […]
OMAHA, NE – In an unexpected and unfortunate turn of events, the veterinarians from Greenwood Vet Clinic were confronted with a very ill patient at their annual BBQ. Lead Veterinarian Sally Canole commented, saying “right after […]
SILVERLAKE, CA – Alex Clapper, upon returning from his life-changing vacation to Bali, has written an awe-inspiring post on his Facebook wall about focusing on the important things in life. Here is an excerpt of […]
NORTH CAROLINA – The 24-hour breakfast food chain Waffle House has decided not to close its doors during the latest nuclear war between Russia and the United States. Nuclear war generally walks the line between yellow […]
MEMPHIS, TN – During Dr. Jennifer Fisher’s lecture on mitochondria, student Candace Anderson decided she needed to find a writing instrument. So right in the middle of the presentation, she decided to thoroughly search every […]
BURLINGTON, VT – On a trip to check out The Maple Syrup Cookbook, Vermontian Mariah Bennington was struck with disbelief when she saw her Senator on the library computer, grazing over a list of the […]
CUPERTINO, CA – The controversial decision to remove everything useful on the 2016 Macbook Pro forward is likely to continue with the 2021 update. Leaked documents by an Apple insider appear to show that the […]
BRUSSELS, BE – New findings out of Katholieke Universiteit Leuven suggest that Brussels Sprouts continue to be Brussels Sprouts. Head researcher Russell B. Proust commented on the study’s methodology. “Participants were blindfolded, handed various edible […]
CAMBRIDGE, MA – Researchers at Harvard University have concluded that the toy included in a McDonald’s Happy Meal is the most nutritionally dense part of the meal. Christopher Tracy, one of the study conductors, gives […]
OAHU, HI – After attempting to open his Capri Sun juice pouch with the appended straw for 20 minutes until it bent and broke, Billy Bartle resorted to using an industrial grade demolition jackhammer to […]
OAHU, HI – After attempting to open his Capri Sun juice pouch with the appended straw for 20 minutes until it bent and broke, Billy Bartle resorted to using an industrial grade demolition jackhammer to […]
CAMBRIDGE, MA – Researchers at Harvard University have concluded that the toy included in a McDonald’s Happy Meal is the most nutritionally dense part of the meal. Christopher Tracy, one of the study conductors, gives […]
BRUSSELS, BE – New findings out of Katholieke Universiteit Leuven suggest that Brussels Sprouts continue to be Brussels Sprouts. Head researcher Russell B. Proust commented on the study’s methodology. “Participants were blindfolded, handed various edible […]
OAHU, HI – After attempting to open his Capri Sun juice pouch with the appended straw for 20 minutes until it bent and broke, Billy Bartle resorted to using an industrial grade demolition jackhammer to […]
BRUSSELS, BE – New findings out of Katholieke Universiteit Leuven suggest that Brussels Sprouts continue to be Brussels Sprouts. Head researcher Russell B. Proust commented on the study’s methodology. “Participants were blindfolded, handed various edible […]
SILVERLAKE, CA – Alex Clapper, upon returning from his life-changing vacation to Bali, has written an awe-inspiring post on his Facebook wall about focusing on the important things in life. Here is an excerpt of […]
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