WASHINGTON DC – In an impromptu and impassioned speech, First Lady Melania Trump delivered an inspirational and memorable line: “When they go low, we go the bottom of the Mariana Trench”, the resultant of which was a wall of sound created by the roaring masses.
For the unaware, the Mariana Trench contains the lowest point on Earth.
When asked what she meant by this, the FLOTUS uncharacteristically gave a remarkably convincing and wise response. “Donald and I have always believed in the power of going low. When you’re buying a house, what do you want? A low price. Who was the best Bachelor? Sean Lowe. The best David Bowie album? Low. Coincidence? I think not. We certainly don’t believe in getting high like the Obamas do. Donald and I eventually want to make it to the Earth’s core to reach maximum lowness, and we are getting closer every day”.
