CHANDLER, AZ – Following a recent trend, local man Teddy Shepherd told his Starbucks barista to write “Trump” as his name on his cup.
“I wanted to trigger the liberals” he stated. “But, she… she just… wrote the word. She just wrote “Trump” on the cup, no crying, no protesting, nothing. It’s like no one even cared” Shepherd continues. “I’m devastated, and am not sure what to do. I thought it would be more triggering. She didn’t even call out the name on the cup, she just said ‘tall coffee frappuccino ready at the bar’. I will be pursuing legal action”.
