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Earth Quarantined from Rest of Universe

June 22, 2017

MILKY WAY GALAXY – In a unanimous decision among the other planets, Earth will be placed in isolation from the rest of the Solar System. “Earth has had an infestation problem the last two-and-a-half million […]

Credit card being placed into a Macbook
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Macbook Pro 2017 to Have Chip Reader as Only Input

February 1, 2017

CUPERTINO, CA – The controversial decision to remove everything useful on the 2016 Macbook Pro has continued with the 2017 update. Leaked documents by an Apple insider appear to show that the next Macbook will ditch […]