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Waffle House Open During Nuclear War

June 26, 2017

NORTH CAROLINA – The 24-hour breakfast food chain Waffle House has decided not to close its doors during the latest nuclear war between Russia and the United States. While the restaurant is operating at YELLOW on […]

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Earth Quarantined from Rest of Universe

June 22, 2017

MILKY WAY GALAXY – In a unanimous decision among the other planets, Earth will be placed in isolation from the rest of the Solar System. “Earth has had an infestation problem the last two-and-a-half million […]